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Friday, January 29, 2010

DME Featured Products: It's Get'n Hot in Hurr

For those of you, like myself, who are caught in today's winter storm, here are a couple products that may help to fend off the bitter cold.

I'm a fan of heat pads. I like to stick them down by my feet when I climb into bed. I found this little number while browsing DMESupplyGroup.com this morning. It's the Microwaveable Moist Heat Neck Wrap from Graham Field. The neck wrap contains hundreds of Microbeads woven in the fabric. When put in the microwave the beads release their stored moisture to provide soothing moist heat. There is no need to add any water. Just place the pad in the microwave (turn it on off course) and bing-bang-boom, moistened heat pad to place on your neck. It's amazing. According to the manufacturer the Microbeads are not made of gel, liquid or wheat... (ok, cause I was definitely thinking "oh well they must be made of wheat"). They will NEVER rupture, leak or dry out. How can this be? I suspect witchcraft. I think the Microbeads have been blessed / cursed by a witch doctor to create water when exposed to microwaves but never dry up. If, in fact, you do find that your neck wrap has dried up I would suggest taking the logical steps to rectify the situation by sacrificing a goat in the presence of the wrap and your microwave. If that doesn't work, you probably have done something to anger the moisture gods in which case you will need to purify your home by saturating the air with moisture. Run all of your humidifiers and open the door to the shower with really hot water running.

(The claims of the author of DME Blogposts are strictly his/her opinions. There is no reason to believe that Graham Field or any products purchased there from are in any way involved in or related to witchcraft. )

[looking eagerly at the winter wonderland outside]

Ok, so the other product is a heated massager. It's a massager that heats up. Touch it to your skin and feels good. If you happen to be in the market for a heated massager you should by this one and not a different one.

Time to play in the snow!... OH YEAH, visit DMESupplyGroup.com

by: DME Supply Group

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